Sunday, August 14, 2011

Jobs: Green Delaware is looking for a, um... well, you tell me.

Hopefully they're also looking for someone who can write a coherent classified ad.   First of all, the ad includes a million irrelevant facts yet never states what the open position actually is.  And it's full of sentences that either run-on or just plain make no sense, such as: "All that Green Delaware represents with the smartest advertisers in the First State!".   If you can make any sense of this ad, go for it:
"Green Delaware is owned and operated by one of the oldest native Delaware families. We are also the major Sponsor in the September 18th Green Fest event being held on "The Green" Legislative Hall grounds in Dover with every major business, political, media and community leaders in Delaware. ( see http://www.degreenfest.org/ )
The former Senior Editor of Delaware Today magazine (who just rec'd a Masters in Journalism) just came on full-time as a managing partner and, is heading our new (free/advertiser supported) monthly Green Delaware magazine.
Our credentials and reputation are excellent ranging from small local "green" companies to Delmarva Power and up to Governor Markell (see GreenDelaware.com)
For the past 15-years, Green Delaware has been an on-line organization with monthly (free) Green Drinks networking events held each month in Newark, Wilmington and Lewes. The monthly Green Drinks will now have the Delaware Divas All Female Musician (Violin led) group performing at the high-end locations already lined up to 2012!
Our current advertisers and potential new ones have been asking why we have not produced a "going green" print publication given the lack of a "one-stop" going green source for residents, businesses, non-profits, educational, City/County and State agencies who all want to go green and be recognized for going green yet lack what we will be providing.
Again, Green Delaware is well-branded and the only one-stop in every aspect of going green.
From a long list of Delaware companies that can help save millions of dollars in energy for residents, taxpayers and organizations to reducing the use of natural resources (such as water), improved indoor/outdoor air quality, green (LED) lighting that saves up to 80% in lighting costs while improving light quality/improved productivity, health along with free tips on how to save on healthy meals and much, much more!
Going Green is great for our advertisers in Public Relations and so many other benefits such as bottom line profit.
Who Would Not Want to Be Green in $$$ energy savings, reduced pollution of the air, ground and water?
All that Green Delaware represents with the smartest advertisers in the First State! "

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