Craigslist ad of the week.

Job Title: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Location: Sewer by Rt. 202

[You know I had to click and read the ad after the 'sewer by Rt. 202' part.]

Text:

Now recruiting talented ninjas to join our elite team of crime fighters. Apply within.
NOTE* No more Foot Clan in clever turtle disguises.

UPDATE* The Ninja Turtle position has been filled. However, reply to this email with a small paragraph about yourself and why you would make a great server at Lucky's Coffee Shop and we may grant you the opportunity to go through our rigorous screening process. Full-timers make approx. $500 a week. Ninja skills preferred but not required.

There you have it - Lucky's is hiring, and they have a sense of humor.  The "$500 a week" part is a little dubious, because I know servers at $$$$ places that have a hard time pulling in that much.  Still, management with a sense of humor can be a huge perk in and of itself.